[ 2018 christmas gift list ]

[rokubro]

I'M DOING ONE OF THESE FOR ONCE!!! Let's see how well I do.

General: For those Rokurou doesn't know well enough to figure out any personal gifts, he'll be sending out one of the following (or a combo) depending on who they are:

• Alcoholic lovers: A nice bottle of grade A sake. And wine, just in case they don't like it.
  
  
• Tea lovers: Something a little on the fruity side. May come with a small holiday themed cup. Or maybe the cup will say something silly on it. FORGET TEA, WOOL HATS WILL BE THE GENERIC GIFT EVERYONE WILL GET. Customized to some silly thing either iconic of his relationship with them or something random it will be hilarious.
  
  
• Weapon enthusiasts: Specifically blade users. He doesn't know much anything else so. Anyway, they'll be getting special maintenance kits from Shaarnath. Contained in a simple wooden box similar to this, it will have a whetstone, oil, cloths, polish, wax—everything they'll need. It's not the most expensive on the market, but it's good quality stuff.
  
  
• Everyone: This cool letter opener. Assortment of cookies or snacks is also a good standard, so expect a small package of those. Oh, and some folks may get a free copy of some special yaoi doujin courtesy of Yin. wound up not needing these weep

Folks can pick out what would be best. FOR A DAEMON HE DOES PRETTY WELL FOR GIFT GIVING.


Close CR: Now for his close CR, he'll be putting a little more thought into the gifts. Granted, some a lot of these are kind of troll gifts and will probably have one or more of the general gifts tagged along with them (especially sword/blade owners; they all get the cool maintenance kit). THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER just whoever pops into my head as I go down the line.

• Auron: giant keg of hard ale. partly to help him through the party lol. Wool hat: Red beanie style with the words Old Man around the back of the rim and sunglasses on front. (need to send hat)
  
• Sora: gingerbread cookies shaped like ducks, mice, and dogs. it wasn't intentional (it was random selection and that's what he got) also a wool cap with a jellyfish on it. [DELIVERED]
  
• Zero: can of oil and two sets of plastic swords. 8) AND A GIANT SET OF BOOKS ABOUT Relationships AND HOW THEY WORK + A PAMPHLET FOR COUPLES THERAPY. okay not the books, but wool hat: this but with googly eyes
  
• Trunks: SPECIAL BOOKS OKAY NOT SPECIAL BOOKS AFTER UH THING HAPPENED but he is getting a super cool gift that I shall not reveal here oh ho ho. Wool hat: in the shape of Thras. (Giru gets a special bucket of bolts and screws and his own little wool hat as a snow man.)
  
• Lightning: a starfish costume and a starfish ornament inside a bottle of sand. Wool hat: SURPRISE moogle.
  
• Serah: Katz costume and a kitty collar with a bell on it. with catnip that's actually candy. Wool hat: white kitty ears. the sister can kind of match
  
• Ventus: a miniature version of that crazy clock they went through. Wool hat: bear in memory of the grizzleggbear [DELIVERED]
  
• Minato: a treasure chest styled after the one they fought a while back with a toy gator inside a hamster ball. Wool hat: hamster
  
• Ban: giant keg of hard ale. Wool hat: dino (front)
  
• Neptune: confetti and glitter. and a hiring ad for a place in the red light district. Wool hat: Christmas tree since couldn't get shrieking trees--
  
• Kor: spiffy cool arm guard to help him punch things. STILL NOT AS COOL AS SWORD. Wool hat: I HAVE TO PONDER
  
• Ion: promise to not bug her husband at obscene hours lmao and a rabbit plush with a child's songbook for the future kid if they ever adopt. rip
  
• Crowe: knives and wine. Wool hat: crow /cough
  
• Steven: a toy pinball machine and fun card and board games. Wool hat: silly pink monster with googly eyes
  
• Asbel: a dress. OKAY NO a toy ehru. Wool hat: lmao
  
• Usagi: special all you can eat coupon at a steakhouse. and some cookies. and more food coupons. and a baby doll that responds to emotions. Wool hat: bunny (no one is surprised)
  
• Hei and Yin: he'll send something to the both of them. yin will have this cute music box and hei will have some strong apple ale complete with an apple shaped wood mug. Wool hats: they both get black cats and IT'S COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL....
  
• Sanson: better clothes. you're welcome. Wool hat: a grey beanie that says "FASHION DISASTER" on it.
  
• Honerva: SOMETHING. Wool hat: purple kitty
  
• Zarkon: the guy is super cool how is supposed to pick a super cool present for him?? something fighting related. ...or idk, maybe a coupon to the hot springs to take his wife to i don't know. Wool hat: gray kitty to match Honerva's.
  
• Ciel: special bubble bath soap stuff. Wool hat: red with flower
  
• Mrs. Bradley: a nice tea set. Wool hat: a bit more tasteful
  
• Dante: several bottles of alcohol, and then probably some dumb doodle to taunt him. Wool hat: silly monster
  
• Farah: special wrist and ankle weights for training! ...okay no i should think of something better /swt A COOKBOOK?? Wool hat: raccoon (idk why i just chose it)
  
• Battler: some nice wine served with goat cheese dressed with a butler bowtie. Wool hat: goat
  
• Noel: SOMETHING CHOCOBO RELATED actually it might be something that Arian kind of makes. Ish. SOMETHING SOMETHING maybe a sign or etched carving and treats for the birbs. Wool hat: chocobo
  
• Naruhodou: some candied cactus fruits and a drink made from the juice. Wool hat: cactus
  
• Caius: in addition to the cool weapon maintenance kit, wool hat: reindeer
  
  
  
• Crescent School: kind of a combo gift for Alice, Allura, and the school, but he'd send them some new training swords and enough kits to not only help maintain the equipment, but also so students could learn as well. (Mice get special holiday cheese) Wool hats: Allura - frog, Alice - owl

I'M SURE I'M MISSING PEOPLE I'M SORRY DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M LEAVING YOU OUT but huh Rokurou has a lot of legit friends. Good thing those monster hunts pay well and he doesn't spend much on himself—

I'm open for suggestions and if someone wants a personalized gift I can definitely make it happen :|b